Dave Barber

Dave Barber is this week's top man with a massive 17 points.

Glyn has a bad week with 4 points dropping him into 4th spot, but not as bad as Graham who only managed 2 points. Maybe go into a dark corner and reflect on your performance this week Graham!

Sky Sports published the list of revenue from kit sales on the 17th March. Barcelona top the list followed by Real Madrid.

All the top clubs of Europe are in the top 10.

Man180 £ity scraped in at No11. Big club my right testicle.

Luke Forrester

Luke Forester is the Manager of the Month with 67 points.

Dids stays out in front but it's close for 2nd-4th positions.

Dids and Paul Evans

Dids and Paul are this weeks darling buds of Feb with 23 points each.

A very high scoring week as all the top clubs and Man180 £ity picked up wins apart from Arsenal, who have as normal given up on the title chase.

It was reported by BBC sport last (night 27th Feb) the cheating side of Manchester is also being investigated by the European Commision for "alleged breaches of rules relating to state-owned companies".

Oh the shame.

John McNiff

John is this week's super star with 17 points.

Dids stays out in front by the skin of his teeth and Shaun finds himself at the same level as Pippa Guatimal's spirit. Rock bottom. 

Man180 £ity were out played, out classed but not out spent!!!

Luke Forrester

Luke has a great week with 21 points that moves him up into 2nd place and only 4 points off Dids in the lead.

Only 2 points seperate 2nd from 4th.

Shaun has a mare again and limps in with a miserable 4 points

Johanne

Johanne is this the "Manager of the Month" with 48 points.

No change at the top as Dids stays out in front.

We have had to change the cheaters name to Man180 £ity. The 180, believe it or not is the amount in millions that they have spent in the current transfer window. A club not widely know outside of the UK and fails to sell out its home games can apparently spend what it likes to purchase success as it has in the previous 14 years.

Paul Lee

Paul is this weks darling with 19 points.

Man £ity have been having a wobble so  decided to do what they do best, spend spend spend!!!

Out of the 20 premier clubs they have spent more money than the 19 combined.

They have out spent every club in Europe without selling out home games!!!

Dids

Dids has an absolute stormer with 24 points and moves up into second place in the league.

Glyn has a mare with 4 points and drops to 3rd.

So Haaland has signed a deal worth £500,000 a week for 9.5 years.

They have just signed Vitor Reis for £29.6 million.

Man115 £ity dont sell out their home games, they sponsor themselves, so how does that work out? Like Pippa cheating off the pitch as well as on it.

Glyn

Glyn smashes it this week with 18 points and moves to the top of the leader board.

Jack Lee

Jack Lee is this weeks top boy with 17 points and steams up the league into 4th spot.

We have a tie at the top with Luke and uncle Don on 233 points. 

A poor week from Dids (4) drops him down to 5th, but he does pick up the 'Manager of the Month' award with his 52 points!

Glyn & Paul

Glyn and Paul post the top score with 19 points. Don stays on top but only 4 points seperate the top 4.

Talking about top clubs, can you imagine a top club having rafts of empty seats for the traditional boxing day home game?

Yes your right. A top club would never be in that situation. Poor old fiddling Man130 £ity pretending they are a big club then embarrassing themselves on boxing day. You have to laugh.

Glyn

Glyn is this week's shining star with 22 points and is now joint third with Dids.

Don stays out in front but its tight at the top.

Man130 £ity continue to struggle as they find it impossible to compete while following the rules.

Uncle Don

We have a new leader as Uncle Don takes over at the top.

Only Dids and Johanne got into double figures this week with 10 points each.

Man130 £ity continue to fall, with Pippa saying its not a problem!! I have a squad worth 1.19 Billion pound and I am not bumming the physio?

Jack Lee

Jack Lee is the only cashballer to get in double figures with his massive 13 points. This also gives him the Manager of the Month award with 46 points.

BTW the charges against the cheats have increased to 130.

Poor Pippa is not sleeping and not eating very well after yet another defeat. What a massive pussy.

Apparently Man130 £ity have stopped the cheating recently and now we are seeing the more realistic results.

Luke Forrester

Wow a crazy week. Luke has the top score of 8 despite having Liverpool in his predictions. Any postponed games have to be replayed in the current month to count.

Pippa Gualimala says his next managerial post will be an international team. Liechenstein are looking for a new manager. A spokesman for the principality declined to comment, however he was later over heard to say "F**K that.

Kevin The Red

Kev The Red finally puts in a decent effort and is top gun this week with 23 points.

Luke has a bad week only picking up 8 points but stays out in front.

Luke Forrester

A great week for Luke as he tops the table after a great score of 21 points.

Also a great week for the honest side of football as Man115 $ity sink to 5th in the Prem.

If Pippa was self harming last week he will probably be looking for a clinic in Switzerland this week.

James Davis

James Davis is the "Manager of the Month" with his 52 points.

Talking about manager of the month, can anyone guess who's hat will not be going into the ring for the Premiership Manager of the month. Yes you guessed the only manager not to pick up a single point in November!!! Pippa. Poor chappy has even taken to self harm it seems.

A great week for Didds and Graham who both got 17 points, in stark contrast to Harry Lee you has joined the Zero club!.

DON AND JESS

A great week for Don and Jedi as they both top the week with 20 points.

Not such a great week for the cheating side of town as Pippa Guatimala goes 4 on the bounce. You have to laugh.

Mr Evans continues his downward spiral as he heads towards the foot of the table. Just 6 points this week.

James Davis

James Davis finally finds some form with his 15 point highest score.

Kev The Red hits rock bottom as Luke stays out in front.

Good luck to sporting tonight, the whole of Europe is behind you.

Dave Barber

Mr Barber is this week's top jockey with 13 points.

One of our cashballer's has asked the committe to investigate if there is any truth in the fact that 17 Manchester City players were suspended because of financial irregularities. Well a quick look into their history (yes they do have one) reveals that in 1906 the season after winning the FA cup indeed they was up to nonsense with the books, and seventeen players were suspended!!

So the cheating goes back much further than we at first thought!!!! It seems cheating is in the very veins of the club.

Luke Forrester

Luke stays out in front at the end of the second month with his 115 points. He also picks up the "Manager of the Month" award.

A shocking week for the former master Didds who along with Dave (soon to be married) Barber only managed a puny 4 points. Didds flew past Shaun on his way downwards as Shaun was back on form with the joint top score of 15 points.

PS Watch out for this Friday's KO!!

Uncle Don

Uncle Don is this week's rising star with 18 points. This moves him right up the table to 5th spot!

Another poor week for the veteran Mr Rowarth who is rapidly making his way to the foot of the league. Maybe he wants to be where Man115 £ity are heading when justice is served!!! (if they are lucky not to be kicked out of the football pyramid).

Paul Lee

Paul Lee is this week's shining star with 17 points and the only cashballer to get all his wins/losses right.

Luke Forrester

We have a new leader as Luke takes over at the top courtesy of a whopping 32 points.

Luke picked up 5 bonus points for the manager getting sent off!

Manager of the Month

Our first Manager of the Month award goes to Dave Barber with a total of 58 points, pipping Harry by a single point!

A big reshuffle at the top as Jack and Luke move into the top 5.

Dave Barber

A proper weird week of football with only Liverpool and Newcastle of the Big Clubs picking up wins.

Dave Barber moves from 11th to 2nd with his top score of 20 points this week. Well done David.

Johanne springs from 12th to 3rd with a great score of 18 points.

Harry's lead at the top has been cut down to just 3 points.

Harry Lee

Harry continues his fine form with the highest score for the second week in a row.

James Davis is propping up the table with a slow start to the new season.

Harry Lee

Harry is this week's top manager with 18 points and the only cashballer to get all the draw's correct.