Graham Luty

What a fantastic week for Graham with the highest score of 23 points.

Mr Davis is the only plonker to score in single figures with his weedy 8 points.

04 October 2021

Johanne

A great week for Johanne with the top score of 15 points. Well done Jo.

A terrible week for scoring as not one single big club managed a win. 

One of our Southampton fans has taken exception to the article published in the Man £ity home programme comparing the number of fans! He would like to point out that for the first 5 Man £ity home games they are averaging only 43,000 fans. This dispite offering tickets for cup games at give away prices. Man £ity home capacity is 53,400 so that is 10,000 empty seats per game. It is however an improvement to the 20,000 usual empty seats. So well done to Pippa for begging fans to show up.

 

28 September 2021

Paul Evans

Paul Evans has smashed this week with a score of 16 points. This moves him into 3rd place.

Pippa has upset the £ity fans by asking for more supporters to attend the home games. Not one single home game this season has been sold out, and the mid week game's attendance was shameful. This week in a bid to avoid further embarrassment tickets are being offered at £12.00!!!

 

21 September 2021

Kevin The Red

Kev the Red takes the first monthly prize.

James Davis moves up into the top three, Level on points with that old veteran Shaun.

Very poor results for Dave and Graham who both scored a silly eight points and are massive pudding's.

Don't forget there is a Friday kick off this week!

Prince Andrew has appointed the top lawyers in the field to defend him. Apparently Mendy is also looking to do the same.

14 September 2021

Johanne

It was Johanne this week that so nearly maxed out with the great score of 27 points. Well done Jo.

Well done to Manchester Utd on the stella signing of Ronaldo.

Pippa was asked in his post match interview why Man £ity always struggle to land the big fish? Pippa said he has no idea as they are the richest club in the world. The answer is simple Pippa. Look at all the empty seats at both the Norwich and the Arsenal games!!! Big club you say?

30 August 2021

Shaun

A great week for Shaun as he nearly maxed out. Just getting the red card wrong stopped him. Shaun moves to the top of the leader board. Well done Shaun.

Graham Luty, a cashball virgin moves into the top 5 with his score of 25 points. Welll done Graham.

Mike Wilson is the only pudding to score in single figures with a puny 8 points. Not well done Mike.

And finally what about Man £ity's latest ploy to deceive the financial fair play. They have made their shirts the most expensive in the league. Nice touch of loyalty to the fans not. They will now pretend they have a world wide fan base and sell lots of shirts!!! Thus they can afford a billion pound team for each game. Genius!

24 August 2021

New Season

Well, what a great start to the new season. 

Man £ity have managed to smash yet more records,

1).  They have smashed the British transfer record by signing Jack (the red) Grealish from Aston Villa.

2).  They have the highest costing starting line up in premier league history of over £550 million.

3).  They have the highest costing value on the bench of over £350 million.

When Pippa was asked about the humiliation at the weekend against Spurs he has responded with the following statement;

"I do not know what all the fuss is about, it is only £900 million. We will push that over the Billion mark later this week. How else do you expect me to win anything"!!

16 August 2021
Overall
Kevin The Red 120
Shaun Rowarth 112
Johanne Lee 111
Glyn Norcliffe 109
Paul Evans 107
Week 7
Graham Luty 23
John McNiff 21
Glyn Norcliffe 21
Dave Barber 19
Shaun Rowarth 19
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